Random Encounters At Starbucks

  • Guy: Yooo. Long time man!
  • Me: Seriously.
  • Guy: What you think about the album? You bought the album, right?
  • Me: What album?
  • Guy: My album! It came out a few months ago.
  • Me: Oh word?
  • Guy: Yeah! It's on iTunes. You should buy it. Help me push it man.
  • Me: How's it doing? Is it selling well?
  • Guy: Yeah man, it's doing real good! Can't believe it.
  • Me: Good. So, you can afford to finally pay me for the work I did on your last album.
  • Guy: Oh yeah! *nervous laugh* My mistake man. I'll get that to you.
  • Me: Cool. Send me that cheque & I'll buy your album.
  • Guy: *silence*